Do the little ones strip to their boxer shorts because woodstove heat is hard to regulate and tickle wrestling gets you hot?
Do you get out the eyebrow pencil and draw mustaches, goatees, scars and a cyclops eye on whomever requests it?
Do you make up silly songs involving boogers and dance on the coffee table
as the “Famous Manicotti Brothers”?
Well shame on you. Grow up, already. We quote Shakespeare and conjugate Latin verbs for fun. You ought to try it.