correct on both counts.

“Sam. Get in here and pick up these Nerf darts all over the kitchen.”
“Where? I don’t see any…”
“Are you kidding? There are hundreds of them all over and I’m really sick of it!”
There’s ONE, here on the floor. And here’s another on the counter. Mom, that’s TWO.
Either you exaggerate too much, or you are really, really bad at math.”

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About sparrowjourney

Christian homeschooling mom to three boys, married to my best friend, John, for over 20 years. I love gardening without gloves, learning history with my kids, cooking with lots of butter, serving others, great books, rich coffee, studying the Bible, camping outdoors, scrapbooking, vintage home decor, the smell of rain and cut grass, authentic people, poetry, laughing until your sides hurt, and babies. oh and black licorice is pretty awesome.
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One Response to correct on both counts.

  1. Anne says:

    Love it! HA! I can totally hear him saying this!

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